from the nineties file: (this would be the first instance of my list of slips promoted to the blog.)

        All I hear and try very hard to jot them down right then and there...
            1.  Number can be numbor...
            2. Plane occasionally becomes plan...
            3.  Fresh versus french...
            4.  Blomb for bomb...
            5.  A strange person might say screw up instead of split up...
             6.  Disgusting can often replace discussing...
            7.   Sank for sang Or vice versa...
             8.   unsurprisingly you will hear sleep with substituted for skate with...
             9.   (a deviation: in the case of ness,maybe this town or city too,a ness;
                    thatta way Lars!)
             10.   firmer then former funnily farmer...
              11.  Judd replaces judge...
              12.   Dixit for Dixon. Really?
               13.   Guide for side: such as guideline instead of sideline...
              14.    Chance at Yale turns into Chaunce!
               15.   An oddity here I believe,but I distinctly overheard firty for
                        forty...